美炫实用查询工具大全 gj.240330.com
...
笑话 - bad news and very bad news 2
Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor  : You've had an accident involving a train.
Patient : What happened?
Doctor  : Well, I've got some good news and some bad
news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient : Well... The bad news first ..
Doctor  : Your legs were injured so badly that we had
to amputate both of them.  
Patient : That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor  : There's a guy in the next ward who made a
very good offer on your  slippers.
点击此处查看下一篇笑话>>
...
© gj.240330.com 2019 美炫实用查询工具大全