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笑话 - Warning Signs that you Might Need a New Lawyer
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.

When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.

He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

He tells you that he has never told a lie.

A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."

His Law Firm is "Dewey, Cheathm & How!"

He asks the Judge, "How is your wife and my kids?"

A prison guard is shaving your head.
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